My Perfect Romance (2018) Review

May 1, 2018
Daniel Hart 8
Film, Film Reviews


Vivian Blair is a program developer who has created an algorithm for a dating app. Wes Robinson is the CEO of the company trying to make money. Will the app be a success? Will they both find love? Who cares.

There are dark days as a film critic. With the number of movies released a year, there is the odd one that nearly breaks a person and forces them to question that passion. Romantic comedy My Perfect Romance is my first dark day of 2018, one where I nearly turned off the TV in the first few sobering minutes. I wish I was drunk, I do. I may have taken it with humour and wrote a sarcastic, positive review, but I am not drunk, and I am not in the mood to be sarcastic. This will not take long as it is not worth the mental effort.

For some peculiar reason, My Perfect Romance appears to be living in the past, where the editor uses tired techniques to drive the storyboard. The dire opening begins with Vivian Blair having a phone call with her contented sister, in the most transparently fake acting conversation ever; the editing approach was appalling, where on occasion the screen splits so you can see both of them on the phone chiming away about their love life, work and general day to day nuisances. Her sister’s husband just stands by and quips the odd line to add to the cheese; the mouldy, smelly cheese. It would not have surprised me in the slightest if the opening scenes turned into porn, with the lacklustre jolly piano music orchestrating generically good-looking couples having heterosexual sex. What makes it worse, is later that day, Vivian calls again to confide with her sister and she is still stood in the kitchen with her husband, almost like it was a continuation of the previous call.

My Perfect Romance Movie - 2018 - review

The main issue, putting aside the pain of the whole experience, is that it is almost like the cast is too aware of the cameras. Whether this is a lack of directorial experience or just a dreadful cast, I’m not sure. You lose patience quickly with My Perfect Romance, as it takes a normally intelligent person to figure out where the “out of a can” plot is heading.

By the way, I do generally enjoy romantic comedies and the entire set up of My Perfect Romance is the norm for this genre. Vivian Blair represents the typical, predictable romantic trope; the program developer that works for an arrogant, apparently sleazy CEO. She’s designed a unique algorithm for an app that finds your perfect match using compatibility. The set up reminded me acutely of A Christmas Prince but at least that film had some production value and a cast that looked like they had a little depth. The rest of the story is about how they deliver this dating app to the nation, and they have to test it themselves. The entire relationship is dependant on the immature CEO laughing at Vivian’s efforts, whilst the program developer stresses about making it a success.

If you want to suffer, watch My Perfect Romance.

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8 thoughts on “My Perfect Romance (2018) Review

  • May 8, 2018 at 10:22 pm

    Couldnt agree more.
    I said to my wife it looked like a porn movie was about to start and then read this.
    Absolute garbage and no doubt it’s 5.2 rating on IMDb is only from cast, crew and family!
    Don’t waste your time

  • May 29, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    Okay I get it, is a romantic movie, but predictable. It’s a movie anyways. Just booring. Would have lived it for a little resistance and not been thrown into unreality.

  • May 29, 2018 at 10:44 pm

    Everything about this movie is bad! Rather impressively bad!

  • June 11, 2018 at 1:45 am

    Oh my! The acting was bad, the writing even worse. …not to mention the casting…I mean, please…the main male character was quite handsome, but our “programmer”…hmmm. I’m sure she’s a delightful woman, but her look certainly wasn’t on level with his.
    How did I make it through to the end? Constant flow of Peach Bellinis!

  • August 4, 2018 at 4:20 am

    I think it was honestly the worst commercially released movie I’ve ever seen. The acting was so bad and OTT I felt like I was watching something made by a film student. The silences between lines were…. awkward…. I got to the scene with the two brothers (younger one swinging his tennis racket around the office, oddly) and I couldn’t bear it any longer.

  • November 7, 2018 at 9:57 pm

    Equally deprived of imagination as the script were the actors’ outfits. Poor quality clothes that did not match the characters or events captured in the movie.

  • June 22, 2019 at 5:27 am

    No one mentioning the dough boy look of Morgan Fairchild ?

  • August 7, 2021 at 9:48 pm

    It looks that all commentators are coming from the planet B full of cynicism. I liked the movie a lot. I give five stars.

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