Summary
“Don’t Be Evil” brings the season to a close, but you can’t help but feel as though the story is far from over.
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The finale of How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) Season 2, “Don’t Be Evil”, opens with Moritz groggily waking up to Jens showing people from the bank around the house — discovering Moritz and a three-legged Susi on the garage floor doesn’t do much for the value, but Moritz can recite tenancy law by heart. The problem is that Jens is too soft and conflict-averse to fight his corner, which Moritz, given his current frame of mind, is quick to tell him.
Next news, Moritz is in Holland, recapping what led him there. This includes him breaking into Lenny’s house, reinstating his ownership of MyDrugs, and blocking Lenny’s access to everything — including the Bitcoin wallet. He’s living the high life in Rotterdam with Mia, who offers him a Matrix-style choice between red and blue pills so that he can experience what he’s selling to his customers.
Part of this experience in How to Sell Drugs Online Fast season 2, episode 6 is witnessing Mia get executed by Martin to cover up her departure from GoodTimes. When he returns home, Jens and Marie are celebrating being allowed to stay in their house for at least the next ten years. Lenny, meanwhile, has to cancel his cancer treatment due to not being able to pay for it anymore — Kira assures him they’ll get the money together, and without Moritz.
Of course, Moritz now has to convince Lenny and Dan that GoodTimes really do kill people who want out — a classic boy who cried wolf scenario. Neither are receptive to his warnings — Dan, in fact, makes a point of reiterating that Moritz is alone because he’s a bad person, not because he’s a misunderstood genius. As Dan, Lenny and Kira discuss creating a rival business to take revenge on Moritz — mostly at Kira’s insistence — Martin surveys them from a distance, preparing to take them out, but he’s tased and strapped into his car by the Albanians.
How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast) season 2, episode 6 ends with Lenny’s Pebble Watch demolishing MyDrugs from the inside out, as it’s finally revealed that Moritz’s narration is occurring in police custody. And he’s handcuffed, he happily insists that everything will be okay in the end. “If it’s not okay… it’s not the end,” he insists, all but guaranteeing a third season.
