Movie Reviews

This review of Bill & Ted Face the Music is spoiler-free. It has been almost thirty years since Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, and in...

The Columnist (or De Kuthoer) is the story of Femke, who woke up one morning and realized she’d had enough. I couldn’t help echoing the...

There are lots of things that Rogue could and indeed should have been. For instance, it could have been a solid vehicle for Megan Fox,...

I’m going to keep this one brief: Sky Sharks is remarkable. After a brief introduction to the passengers of a classy jet, zombies cut their...

This review of I’m Thinking of Ending Things (Netflix) is spoiler-free. There “ain’t” no yellow brick road running through Glasgow Spoilerville, is probably what anyone is...

I was very wary going in to see Tenet this evening: was I going to be seduced by the hype? Was I going to love...

This review of Rising Phoenix (Netflix) is spoiler-free. Every now and then, amid all the delays, complaints, conspiracy theories, last-minute rule changes, and other assorted...

The latest in a series of interminable VOD thrillers in which Bruce Willis spends the entire runtime sulking in a cupboard and then picks up...

And in the beginning, there was Eve. Back in the halcyon days of, like, 2018, this ill-fated espionage thriller was set to be directed by...

If you have any awareness of key horror films from the last fifty years, especially from the United States, you will probably have seen at...

Centigrade (another term for Celsius, in case anyone was wondering) is being labeled as a “based on true events” horror film by IFC Midnight, a...

With Justice League: Apokolips War, the longstanding New 52 continuity that has kept DC’s animated films running in place came to a welcome end. And...

Disney, and thus Disney+, is a family thing. Nothing in its library is edgy or challenging or unsuited to the whole family, except those bits...

The Vanished is one of those terribly self-serious thrillers that make for great unintentional comedies. Nobody in it, from the desperate parents at its core...

Writer-director Bernardo Arellano’s Dark Forces is the latest international horror movie to grace the diverse thumbnails of Netflix, but it’s also a bit more besides,...

The Honeymoon Phase… where to begin? I could tell you about the story, the style, the themes, or what I think the filmmaker is “trying...

The Crimes That Bind (originally called Crímenes de familia) has left me a little shaken: what would I do? How would I expect those around...

Chemical Hearts (Amazon Prime) has an intriguing lead in Austin Abrams (Brad’s Status, Euphoria, Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark) who can be soulful and...