Movies

There’s a moment in Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (the fifth of these movies – they don’t always put numbers on them) in which Tom...

If it bleeds, it leads. That’s the slogan of Bill Paxton’s ambulance-chasing “nightcrawler” Joe Loder; the words of dubious wisdom he bestows upon gaunt, bug-eyed...

We review the 2016 film Split, which does not contain any significant spoilers. Everyone loves a comeback story. In sports, in the movies, in life;...

You’d need all ten fingers and probably six claws to count the ways in which Logan shouldn’t work. For one thing, it’s not an X-Men...

Warcraft has the best-looking Orcs I’ve ever seen in a piece of media. Honestly. Despite all the horrible things I’m going to say about this...

There have only been a handful of times that I’ve felt truly uncomfortable being a sports fan, and almost all of them are attached in...

Whenever I watch a horror film, I like to play a little game. The objective is to guess how and when each of the characters are...

At about the halfway point of Creed, the seventh entry in the forty-year-old Rocky saga, Adonis Creed (Michael B. Jordan) fights a fellow undefeated light...

The other morning, I awoke to an email from a friend concerning his opinion on Jurassic World: “I’m glad they finally realized how fucking stupid...

The best scene in Avengers: Age of Ultron is, unsurprisingly, one we saw in the trailers, which I had the pleasure of reviewing. It’s not...

As a general rule, video games make terrible movies. This is a fact. Browse briefly through the catalogue of German madman Uwe Boll. Take a...

Arrival is a movie about humanity’s first contact with an unknowable alien race, which is funny because sometimes I feel like I’m the only person...

As a fun little exercise, I’d like you to imagine that every time I use quotation marks in this review of Annabelle, I’m also making...

When I sat down to watch Foxcatcher, ready to review, I had no knowledge of Foxcatcher. Didn’t know it was a real-life tragedy; I had...

As you are about to read this review, we have one warning and don’t worry, we’ll explain, but please, never watch A Serbian Film. That...

I know what you’re thinking as you ponder over this review. – and so does The Equalizer. Most critics won’t ever peep their heads out...