Movie Reviews
Movie reviews are our specialty and passion. We deliver ratings and insights on films of all genres and sizes—from blockbuster hits to independent gems and streaming platform originals. Here is our extensive collection of reviews where we give our final opinion on many movies.
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‘Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice’ Is the Best Streaming Movie of the Year (For Now)
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice is the rare movie that is better in practice than it is on paper. Between the fussy title...
‘Primate’ Is Startlingly Nasty and Impressively Stupid Chimp-Horror Fun
You’re not supposed to root for the killer in slasher movies, or perhaps more accurately, you’re not supposed to admit that’s what you’re doing. But...
‘Hoppers’ Is An Exercise In Empathy That We Could All Learn Something From
Maybe it’s just me, but a Pixar movie release doesn’t seem as big of a deal as it once did. Hoppers is simultaneously validating (nobody...
‘Scream 7’ Isn’t As Bad You’ve Been Told… But It Isn’t Very Good Either
It is basically inarguable at this point that the circumstances surrounding the production of Scream 7 have coloured its critical reception to a not-insignificant degree....
‘Bodycam’ Has A Novel Premise But Goes Wildly Off the Rails
Immediacy is in vogue at the moment, and there’s nothing more immediate than a first-person perspective, something that video games have understood forever but that...
‘Shelter’ Is Mediocre Enough to Make Even Jason Statham Boring
I’ve argued in favour of typecasting before, and Jason Statham is one of my go-to examples of actors who do one thing well enough that...
‘Greenland 2: Migration’ Is the Worse Movie Everyone Expected Its Predecessor to Be
The thing that worked about Greenland was that it was an anti-disaster movie. It promised a world-ending calamity and eventually delivered it, but the impact...
‘Pretty Lethal’ Has One of the Best Action Scenes of the Year… But Very Little Else
To be clear, there’s a third-act action sequence in Pretty Lethal that is one of the year’s best, and will likely remain so. It’s a...
‘Mark Normand: None Too Pleased’ Review – Another Zinger Buffet Equally Offensive to All
Mark Normand has always been an equal opportunity offender, someone whose material runs the whole gamut of hot-button topics, racial stereotypes, and gender cliches, with...
‘War Machine’ Review – Netflix Paid For ‘Predator’ To Have A Baby With ‘Metal Gear’
I get that now isn’t exactly the time for a jingoistic war movie about America’s best and bravest tussling with some problematic foreign power, so...
‘The Bluff’ Review – Bloodthirsty Buccaneering Action Can’t Save A Woeful Script
I’m ordinarily the first person to forgive a good action movie for all kinds of sins, just so long as it delivers where it counts....
‘Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter’ Review – We’re Going Back to Church
Among all the low-hanging comedic fruits, religion sits somewhere near the top. And you can understand why. So many people take religion so seriously — like, live...
‘Sommore: Chandelier Fly’ Review – Experience Is Everything
I don’t know how long you need to do something to be considered the “queen” of it, but Sommore is apparently the queen of comedy,...
‘Twisted’ (2026) Review – Messy Thriller Doesn’t Have Brains to Spare
Twisted (2026) is one of those interesting inversions of home invasion horror, where the seemingly unsuspecting mark of a couple of opportunist grifters turns out...
‘Joe’s College Road Trip’ Review – Not Your Average Madea Movie
Tyler Perry’s Joe’s College Road Trip – to give it its full, self-aggrandising title – is not your average Madea movie. For one thing, Madea...
‘Katt Williams: The Last Report’ Review – You Are Now Watching A Master At Work
Katt Williams is one of the finest comedians who has ever lived, and his longevity has proved that better than I can. But in recent...
‘Mo Gilligan: In the Moment’ Review – An Evolved Musical Special That’ll Be Difficult to Top
Mo Gilligan is a very good comedian. It’s worth reminding people of this out of the gate, since when a very specific act makes their...
‘Return to Silent Hill’ Review – A Dreadfully Dull and Nonsensical Adaptation
Back in the halcyon days when it was generally understood that every live-action adaptation of a video game would be unforgivably terrible, Christophe Gans’s 2006...